Evil Bastard

Yes, yes I am. People know this to be a fact. People count on this like they count on the Simpsons entertaining them on a weekly -- nay, daily basis. So, knowing that I'm an evil bastard, why would anyone divulge information that may be abused in horrible ways, let alone a picture! Everyone knows that a picture says more than a thousand words, so why would anyone point me in the direction of a possibly incriminating image of themselves?

Because it's too easy, and he knows I like a challenge, maybe. Seriously, don't you think this is too easy? Yes, yes ...